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I love NCIS but god this scene lmao

My girlfriend is really into this show and I can’t stop laughing at how stupid it is. That goth girl has the skill set of ten professionals! Most of them would’ve been fired for non professional behaviour at least.

Idk if i should laugh or throw up

數學真有趣！

Hahaha beyond absurd

Dumb as this scene is, I like sandwich guy. Wander into points of interest, ask about video games, eat sandwich I mean it's a philosophy that can last you a lifetime.

really well chosen footage to one of my favorite Christmas songs. Going to use in a lesson, too.

I heard Mr. Robot has the most accurate (if slightly stylized) hacking so seeing this is like someone threw in the very opposite direction lmao

thanks

Unplug computer hacker still in network doing his thing. Come on director any idiot knows thats not how this works.

This is one of the greatest scenes of Television Comedy of all time.

This is honestly the most boomer depiction of hacking. Like look at these dweebs, all you needed was a wise older man who just unplugs it like it’s a wonky toaster

bro what lmfao

the people who write stuff like this are currently striking for more money. p.s. they make far more than the vast majority of you. per hour, roughly lawyer/doctor tier i hate them and hope ai replaces them all

pfft Isolate the node. Totes.

Could not get the answer for p=23, q=19, and e=283 with the steps. Can someone try n lmk?

most accurate hacking scene ever produced by hollywood.

"theyve already burned through the NCIS *public* firewall" what

OMG THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS...that's not how any of it works.... I know you all know that. I can't help but be annoyed at the smugness. I'm weak.

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I still refuse to believe that this was aired. Seriously, the actors did not see anything wrong with... with that?!

Why didn't they just type "Cookie" that worked on hackers.

Ha ha ha what is happening here.

that's also how they wrote this scene: à quatre main in 0:58secs

A simple trick to get the d as well: d = e-1 mod φ(n). Let's take the example in the video: e = 7 φ(n) = 40 7^-1 mod 40 = 23 and that's how you can get it without going through the steps of the Extended Euclidean Algorithm

How to choose e, just a small prime that doesn't share a factor with φ(n) ?

This is really well researched work that has practical value.

Love this so much! Used it in a Sunday School lesson. Thank you! ❤

OMG! That is hilarious!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:44 ??? "n is the trap door" ??? It's not that you can't FIND n. It's that you can't FACTOR n into p and q. You are trying to hide phi, which is easy to calculate with p and q. n = p*q -- modulus for the FIELD phi = (p-1)*(q-1) -- period at which exponentiation repeats. this lets you calculate d from e. The thing that confused me when I was first implementing raw RSA was that the modulus n is when the + and * repeat. But ^ repeats at phi. You need to mod phi on exponents, and only mod n after that. I can't tell you how easily this trips you up when implementing raw RSA. BigNumber libraries do + and *, and you can often do the operations first, but the mod n later. But exponentiation creates number so huge that you need to include n as an argument; reducing it mod n is mandatory. This means that if you use a library to just generate a p,q pair for you; you can do all of the RSA yourself. If you don't use a small e, you just use gcd to check d,e to ensure that they are not bad values. (b^x)%n is the raw RSA function. Exponentiation reduced mod n; that's really all that RSA is.

I would make a big distinction in RSA between asymmetric encryption and public-key encryption. If you use a well-known and small 'e', you have public key, but can't support 'asymmetric' key encryption. With 'asymmetric' key encryption, 'e' and 'd' have the same properties; and are equally secret. I use it to make digitally signed tokens such that you don't know the plaintext until you produce a witness that you performed verify to extract a secret to decrypt the signed claims. That way, the signer distribute the verify key to those who are allowed to VERIFY. It's not totally public, because it's (n,e), but signer has (n,d,e). This allows tokens to be passed around so that man-in-the middle can't decode the claims, and the verifier can only extract verified claims. ie: the current way of checking signatures (plaintext,Sign(H(plaintexty))=sig) has security problems. The main one being that you allow people to not verify the signatures; something that is very common in the hands of web developers. And the other is in leaking the tokens to intermediate proxies.

Le pire c'est que j'y croyais .. a 4 main sur le claviers ..

They connected to the Dada base

Everybody knows you only need the F5 key to stop a hacking attack...😀

All this could have been prevented if the "computer game" guy put down his sandwich and helped typing smh.

Samething happened to my laptop when i was promised free robux from someone on the internet if i run a .exe they gave me.

Lol. So stupid

MOST LAME SCENE EVER!!!! FAKE hackers ....right

thats fun stuff

this exists because there was a competition between the writers to see who could make the most ridiculous hacking scene. they know this isn't how it really works they were playing around

Incredibly realistic

I have used your way finding D but I ended up with zero instead of 1. my number was p=5 and q=13 and e=35 I was not able to get a correct answer, I don't know why?

If you're so r e t arded to think that the way to stop a hack attack is to add even more hands to a single keyboard, maybe it's because of your poor grasp on how computers actually work.

I fell for a scam were i clicked an email and my character in game started throwing all my items off. Instantly unplugged power to my pc and it did some great damage control. Thanks NCIS!

I was actually searching ridiculous boat names and this clip was recommended. What on Earth? The writing of this scene is like if someone with knowledge of only how to cook a potato started a computer repair business. It's that insane. From the nonsense statements, to two people typing on a keyboard at once, to only unplugging the monitor while the supposed hack continues!

I’ve never seen code like this!

This is why my dad doesn't want to vote on a computer.

LMAO WHAT A CHAD

I got to 22 second and was done. It hurt too much